I was proud of my creepers this year. All but ex boyfriend Mike Lask left me mostly-normal greetings!
Congrats, Joe.
This year’s true champion? Ex boyfriend Joe. His message was so normal that I had to listen to it twice to make sure it was actually him. Good job, Joe! I am so proud. Clearly he is growing out of whatever phase he was in for the first 20 years of his life. Thank goodness. Though, I still refuse to attend one of his dad’s band’s concerts with him, no matter how many times he claims they are coming to Lansing.
This year’s loser? Definitely Mike Lask. Inviting me to come get drunk with your friends several times within an hour is ALWAYS the way to my heart. Spending the rest of the day inviting me out for coffee, dinner, lunch, a walk, to hang out, etc etc is really captivating! I am surprised I could resist his boyish (hahahahaa) charms.
